The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers

Enoch and Ezra in the backseat of the car the other night:
Ezra crying and yelling: "YES THEY DO STEAL HONEY"
Enoch: "NO they DON"T"
Ezra: "YES THEY DO STEAL HONEY"
Enoch: "How do you know?"
Ezra: "Because my mom TOLD ME THEY DO"
Enoch:" Tigger sinks [thinks] they do but they don't."
Ezra: "Hefalumps and Woozles DO steal honey"
Enoch laughing to himself: "HA HA HA Ezra sinks [thinks] that Hefalumps and Woozles steal honey."
Mom: Ezra honey don't get upset. Mom didn't say that Hefalumps and Woozles steal honey. They don't steal honey Tigger just THINKS they steal honey.
Ezra: Why does Tigger say that?
Mom "well Tigger says a lot of things that aren't true. He says things before he really knows something. He just kind of makes it up on the spot. It is like when he says 'Tigger's love honey' before he even knows if he really likes honey. Then he tastes it and he says 'yuck, tigger's don't like honey. And then he says 'Haycorns is what Tigger's like best' before he knows if he likes haycorns...
Dad: Haycorns? What are haycorns?
Enoch and mom simultaneously: Haycorns are acorns but piglet calls them haycorns.
Dad: "Tigger or Piglet? You just said Piglet"
Enoch and mom again simultaneously: "Piglet and tigger and pooh call them haycorns"
Dad: "Oh"
Ezra: "and it's like when tiggers say they like thistles and they don't?

Bord of this yet??? I guess we can end it there. Pretty funny!