Sometimes They Leave Me Speechless

The last two days Ezra has been our law and order (a policeman) putting Enoch in jail for speeding and resisting arrest. But today he has a play silk over his nose and mouth and he is a bandit out to steal every ones money :) We need a good sheriff around here to restore law and order to Dodge City :) Ezra just stole something of Enoch's and Enoch hurt him and I called to him from the kitchen: Enoch what did you just do to Ezra? Enoch: I was just putting pressure on him.Me: What do you mean by putting pressure on him?
Enoch: Squishing him!
Enoch is outside riding his bike without a shirt. I asked him if there was a reason he was outside without a shirt and he said "yeah, my skin wants to feel the sun"

On night the boys were having movie time and asked for "I Love Lucy" of course and Enoch said: "mom Ezra and I have something to say to you.(dramatic pause) We don't like it when you and dad sneak and watch I Love Lucy when we go to bed at night. Right Ezra?" Ezra says "Right!"
Enoch said " So that is all we have to say to you"
I said what makes you think we are sneaking?"
He started thinking really hard and said "well it's yours(think think) and you can watch it when you want (think think)-so I guess you aren't sneaking. OK, I guess you can do it if you want to.
But me and Ezra still don't like it when you watch it without us"

Last night Garrett was going a round with Enoch and said: "Enoch, don't talk back to me"

Enoch looked up and smiled and said "I just did!"

Dang that smarty!